[	OK	] Starting Monitor daemon...
[	OK	] Started Web scheduler.
[	...	] Initiate World Wide Web transmission sequence...
[	OK	] Nuke emojis to preserve kaomoji population... o(>< )o	
[	OK	] Response acknowledged
[	...	] Available units: elster cyberia nebel

  Server_Name [ cyberia ]
        Uptime          77d 6h 12m 12s
        Load            0.00125
        Location        Finland

  Server_Name [ elster ]
        Uptime          26d 23h 15m 59s
        Load            0.01
        Location        USA

  Server_Name [ nebel ]
        Uptime          NOT AVAILABLE
        Load            0
        Location        Romania